Wrong about Copernicus?...WRONG ABOUT COPERNICUS?!!!!...

HERESY!!!!...UN-ADULTERATED HERESY!!!!!!!

Cyba-Storm: I'm not picking on pork chops...SEND ME CHRISTMAS PRESENTS!!!

BIKERMOUSE...Yes...there are indeed type'O's - C-O-P-E-R-I-C-U-S...

I couldn't spell his name right - I should eat a bug...

No more cacophany references - BLEEECCCCKKKKKK - GAG - YUCK'O'RAMA!!!

BIKERMOUSE: Again - YES - I AM A MASOCHIST - I WANT TO BE ON SPRINGER (On his show that is - not actually ON HIM - I don't have very good fashion sense and some parts of my anatomy are "exit only" - so that would be barking up the wrong tree).

I also want to have anti - freeze poured directly into my eye sockets while listening to bastardised "Kenny G" Muzak tunes...