Surely you jest:
I  might put the hat up on my site  once I get the bugs worked out, but the rest of that won't ever be on the table. 
If I were to put something like the horny hat up here as a free-bee the local Valkyries 'round cheer would be making me wear me greebles for a bow-tie.

deadman:
Yeah it has about as much plot as a TV movie . . . but If I think  it's much better written than most made for TV movies.