MADNESS! utter MADNESS!!!

Demi Moore dating the "Dude Where's My Car" // "That 70's Show" guy!

That 70's Show was actually pretty accurate on a lot of the 70's retro - motiff stuff, I lived through the 1970's - I can vouch. Austin Cucher's character would have caught 99 kinds of hell socially however for being such a yutz, so I doubt that he would've found himself in such a cool click of losers - he would've instead probably have turned out to be a washed up glue sniffing loner...

Demi Moore - in my opinion - did her best stuff in "GI JANE". Quite a departure from the wooly leg warmer wearing teeny bopper characters she did back in the 80's. She went from a mediocre actress to one with actual talent. Her and Austin Cucher seems really screwy - especially after Bruce Willis. That's like trading in Whiskey for Kool Aid. She must have quite a range when it comes to dating practices - what's gonna come after Cucher - A cross dressing Boy George wanna be - or maybe an 18 year old idiot savant?

Maybe she'll switch gears and date a 90 year old War Vet whose seen more combat in his long life than Andrew Dice Clay at a N.O.W. rally. HEY - Maybe she might even kick the dude habit altogether and hook up with Chastity Bono?!

WHY TRY TO UNDERSTAND?!!! IT'S ALL A TRAGIC COMEDY OF ABSURDITIES!!!