“…there was a spate of several fatal alligator attacks which happened in Florida.”

That’s because we had a very dry spell for a while which drives the gators into populated waterways. 

More so recently, now that Burmese Pythons have overpopulated in the Glades and become predators to alligators.

Here is a pix of a 13-foot Python that swallowed a same size gator….then exploded with indigestion.

GatorBits (gator tail, not gator meat), is delicious…. just don’t overeat.

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**“**all of the alligators seemed to prefer attractive women in their early 20's.”

Me too!

 

“Hey, if I can have a great tasting burger guilt-free, then I'm all for it.......”

Then you should try the new burger from McDonalds that’s made from the one part of the cow that contains no fat or cholesterol…the lips**.**

A burger made from nothing else but lips.

It’s called the McJagger.

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