You only had to ask  and I would have told you there are rivers here!

And will you stop sending these pesky robots over here. I'm fed up with having to repair them for you when they crash-land.

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...