***My astrologist went insane when he heard  the news...what will now happen to the scorpio-sign people?"***Heh, your astrologer was either already insane, if he genuinely believed in his "field of study", or insanely clever in convincing you of its veracity. Speaking as an allegedly "Scorpio-sign" person who was born while the Sun was actually in the constellation Libra, I can confirm that astrology is an utter load of bollocks.

Come on PJF; can't you recognize a JOKE/WISECRACK ? Don't underestimate our sense of humor! :-)