Fran: Now you've gone and done it. Your pic looks exactly like Sooty! Maggie is getting all broody-like.

And no, Sooty wasn't trapped by his collar as far as I could tell. It had an elasticated section anyway so he could easily have pulled it off.

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...