Acadia opened this issue on May 07, 2006 · 140 posts
mrsparky posted Sun, 27 August 2006 at 4:20 PM
Middle of the night, a couple are snuggled up on the sofa having a few beers and watching TV.
The doorbell goes and the girl says 'it's late wonder how that it is'. Guy answers opens the door and finds a 6ft beetle standing there holding a baseball bat.
The guy looks suprised but asks the beetle whats up. beetle smiles and proceeds to kick the **** out of the guy with the bat.
It only stops when the girl appears, it walks forward, helps itself to a can of beer, drinks it with a large belch, and snogs the girl. The bettle then kicks the guy in the ***s and walks off into the night singing a spice-girls song.
After a few minutes the paramedics and cops arrive, put the guy in the amubulance and drive off. The girl turns to the cop who says 'don't worry love, he'll be fine in the morning, it's just a bad bug going around'.