I'll try to make this one short:

 

Four elderly gentleman are playing a round of golf.

 

One guy hits his ball way off into the woods and he goes to retrieve it.

 

In his absence,the three other older gents take this opportunity to brag about how successful they're sons have become

 

One says "My son owns a successful Card Dealership,he's made enough money that just last week, he bought a friend of his a car".

 

"That's nothing " says the next old guy. "My son owns a Boat dealership, and has made so much money,that just last week,he bought a friend of his a boat".

 

The third gent, not to be outdone says "I've got you both beat, My son is a real-estate tycoon,and has made enough money, that just last week, he bought a friend of his a House".

 

About that time, the guy who ran off to get his ball, comes back and the others quickly shut up and change the subject.

 

He picks up on the snobbery, and says "Oh....I see...You guys are bragging about how successful your sons are again, and don't want to include me because you know my son is gay... Well let me just tell you something...My son is doing pretty damn good himself. In fact, just last week, one of his lovers bought him a car, another bought him a boat, and another one bought him a house".

 

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