Hi Mikey Good to see yer 'ere !

I am from good ole Blighty where 57% of the population want live somewhere else and we will do that just as soon as we can get out of this car park on the M25. 

 

And every one said, 'If we only live,
We too will go to sea in a Sieve,---
To the hills of the Chankly Bore!'
Far and few, far and few, Are the lands where the Jumblies live;
Their heads are green, and their hands are blue, And they went to sea in a Sieve.

Edward Lear
http://www.nonsenselit.org/Lear/ns/jumblies.html