Yep fuzzy it does lend to some confusion at times - here in the UK this is a torch. I put /flashlight because I believe that is the name in US. Not sure if you were meaning this or a camera flash bulb in your answer.

I didn't know about 'pissed' though, here it is drunk.

And every one said, 'If we only live,
We too will go to sea in a Sieve,---
To the hills of the Chankly Bore!'
Far and few, far and few, Are the lands where the Jumblies live;
Their heads are green, and their hands are blue, And they went to sea in a Sieve.

Edward Lear
http://www.nonsenselit.org/Lear/ns/jumblies.html