I am not a redneck either...but driving my old truck to work at a previous job...about 60 miles round trip, I got tired of frizzy haired girls glued to cellphones while doing their lipstick stuck to my bumper!  The same for  the other drivers..all in more of a hurry to push me faster.  Does it work? who knows.  Maybe they thought a redneck was driving the old truck!

Looking forward to the new WOE.  Tom.