Get yourself one of these - it'll solve all your problems.

 http://www.roundshot.ch/xml_1/internet/de/application/d438/d925/f934.cfm

did I mention it is 29,000 euros for the body only !

And every one said, 'If we only live,
We too will go to sea in a Sieve,---
To the hills of the Chankly Bore!'
Far and few, far and few, Are the lands where the Jumblies live;
Their heads are green, and their hands are blue, And they went to sea in a Sieve.

Edward Lear
http://www.nonsenselit.org/Lear/ns/jumblies.html