Looks like a job for Narnia dude. "Of all tyrannies a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." C. S. Lewis Or George Carlin. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

"Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H. L. Mencken