Putting loinclothes on Michelangelo's figures??  Why, that'd be like draping over the Statue of Justice's breasts! Sheesh....

Yes, the idea that we were a) Created in God's image, and b) Should be ashamed of that image, always baffled me.  The proponents of such nonsense somehow fail to see the contradiction.  One of life's mysteries, I guess. Oh, well.

G.