Mick, you really gave me some good laughs. I love to play with language, and although I'm not a native English speaker, I do have the proverbial dirty mind (by the way, is that a British invention?) and your words often put the most improbable images in my mind.

And now for something completely different: a serious question about the use of the nudity and violence tags: should a forum post be flagged for nudity and/or violence if it contains a link to an image with nudity and/or violence? Even if the post does not contain violent language (nude language doesn't exist, AFAIK)?

The pen is mightier than the sword. But if you literally want to have some impact, use a typewriter

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