Good point! Say if you're drowning in the sea, don't just wave your arm and scream "HELP!"  Say something like - "I say! I was wondering if you had a moment or two to spare, perhaps you could organise some kind of rescue as in fact I'm drowning. I know that if you happened to have a radio handy, you might be able to contact the coast guard or even the lifeboat who, if they have time, might be able to pop along with a bit of rope or two, tie it around my chest and drag me from the water.

Of course if that's too much trouble.............." :lol:

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...