Ah, yes -- that's all true.  Every bit of history that we've ever been taught or told is 100% fabrication.  In fact: nobody ever invented anything.  Hey -- Shakespeare didn't even write the plays that he's credited with writing.  As everyone knows: somebody else wrote them all -- and Mr. Shakespeare stole them.  Edison didn't invent the light bulb -- it was actually invented in Uganda by a tribal witch doctor.  And Bell had nothing whatsoever to do with the telephone.  The Romans had telephones centuries before Bell was even born ! 

Yes, the Wright brothers were in reality a couple of con men who made up a fancy story.  They didn't invent anything.  That's why airplanes were everywhere within a few short years after the Wright brother's so-called "flight".  Everybody else already knew about airplanes -- they just hadn't gotten around to building them yet.

History is defined by nothing but a series of conspiracies.  Things are never what they seem.  Pretty soon, some genius will write a book letting us all know that Ghengis Khan was actually one of history's great humanitarians.  Much like the thinking recently concerning the Vikings.  No -- we were told -- the Vikings weren't the brutal, bloodthirsty murderers which contemporary accounts of them describe -- rather, the Vikings were in reality nothing but peaceful farmers & settlers.  Nice folks.  Wouldn't hurt a fly.  You'd want a medieval Vikiing for your neighbor.  Yep.  Political correctness has seeped its poison into historical interpretation, too...........

So....today's lesson, folks: everything that you've ever learned in your life is a lie.  Some guy in Sevastopol actually invented the PC.  It wasn't any of those......Americans.

BTW - nothing ever created by Man has been 100% original.  Other people 'invented' the houses that most of us live in.  But that doesn't translate into the builders of the houses getting the credit for the Poser renders that we've done while living in those same houses.

It would be an odd bit of sophistry to to attempt to attribute the Poser renders to the builders of the houses.........rather than to the people who posed & rendered the scenes.  But, stretch a point far enough -- and the resulting extreme distortion might end up convincing a few weak-minded types that Julius Caesar invented the automobile.

There's been a conspiracy in place ever since -- a conspiracy to rob Mr. Caesar of his proper credit.

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