use this :
http://www.stardock.com/products/bootskin/
(it's free) you can change your boot to whatever you want.. I think there's ont ehre that will suit you..or it's easy to make what you require.

my system boots proclaiming it's loading Windows 3....

couple it with
http://www.stardock.com/products/logonstudio/
(also free) and you can setup whatever you need.