LornaW opened this issue on Oct 03, 2006 · 104 posts
XENOPHONZ posted Sat, 14 October 2006 at 7:29 PM
I see that this thread is still alive. Well.....as I've got nothing better to do at the moment, I suppose that I should do my little bit to help it along again. It's our duty to humanity.
Quote - i refuse the mantle, it's yours by right of whatever.
No, no, no.........please take it. You get the mantle: gilded in gold glit and everything. Just remember that it's "dry clean only". Throw it in the washer & it'll fall apart.
Quote - as for the taking part. i felt that if ineedy your life was so mundane, i should make an effort for it to continue..so nothing odd there, just me trying to hel[p out a friend lmao it seems i love this also though i can't do the silly face :(
my _________, friend. (more deciphering)
i went shopping
ps i just know you really do giggle when you read these replies.
billy
As a matter of fact, I get a lot of laughs out of this stuff. It can brighten up an otherwise mundane workday.
So we now know that the airplane was actually invented by the English, the Germans, and the New Zealanders.
How does that old joke go.........?
A great society would consist of:
An English policeman
A German engineer
A French cook
A horrible society would consist of:
An English cook
A German policeman
A French engineer
Or so I've heard.........in several different variations.
Here's another:
*The captain has to try to convince men to jump overboard in order to have enough room for all the women and children. So, he tailors his announcements to each nationality...
For the English, he announces, "It's the sporting thing to do," and all the Englishmen jump overboard.
For the Germans, he announces, "I order it!" and all the Germans jump overboard.
For the Italians, he announces, "Don't do it! It's illegal!" and they all jump overboard.
For the Japanese, he announces, "Everybody's doing it," and they jump overboard.
And for the Americans, he announces, "Don't worry, you're insured!" and, you've guessed it, they all jump overboard.*
Let's see.....spelling, spelling......well, Billy -- you've got a certain style. I'll give you that. Actually, when I first came across your posts in the forums I had to read two or three of them before I came to the conclusion that you are razor-minded (as in you obviously shave your brain).
:lol: