Lovely new owner Chris. Should be happier with you and the missus and no kids around.

@ Belle1947...................I can go with the spay job, but who the hell thinks cats can do without claws? How can she scrape the litter tray etc etc etc!

Would you like it if some doc removed your fingernails, so you couldn't put furrows down your other half's back?

The greatest part of wisdom is learning to develop  the ineffable genius of extracting the "neither here nor there" out of any situation...."