I almost had a hemorage, I was laughing so hard!  God, my nose is running,now! :lol:

I nominate the author of this thread for the ROFLOMAO prize for funniest and most dead on thread for this year!

Dude, do you do stand-up, or write political commentary professionally?

I cannot save the world. Only my little piece of it. If we all act together, we can save the world.--Nelson Mandela
An  inconsistent hobgoblin is the fool of little minds
Taking "Just do it" to a whole new level!