Quote - ...you turn on CNN, see a headline that says "Evangelist hires gay hooker," and read it as "evangelist hi-res gay hooker." 

LOL, I read that article. It said something about paying for monthly trysts and I read it as "thrusts".

Pakled, dead right. Obsessive collecting resulting in such an overwhelming pile of stuff that you can never find anything, so you only use a handful of old favourites.