I handed out candy until about nine, then I twisted up a couple spankers

-....uh, want to explain exactly wtf that means? Lol........

you had your tonsils checked for halloween

-Apparently, yes. (just a lucky shot, I guess)

AgentSmith how many decades have you been growing that hair farm?

-Took about 3-4 years to get to that length. But, I've had long hair of some sort for many, many years now. Everytime I threaten to cut it, the girlfriend forbids it.

Yeah, the pirate costume was out of neccessity for something very simple/quick. I was literally in the middle of some freelance work, and couldn't take any time to do my normal ritual of creating a costume. (the year before I was a six foot tall piece of pooh)

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