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Unfortunately, visiting the following sites will cause Microsoft Firefox to unexpectedly crash, and force Windows to fail:

    * Google.com
    * Yahoo.com
    * Apple.com
    * iTunes.com
    * Gmail.com
    * Symantec.com
    * McAfee.com
    * Nintendo.com
    * Playstation.com
    * And all Linux/Unix sites, forums and communities

Webpages which contain following wildcard keywords, will also result in an unexpected Windows system failure.

    * "I hate microsoft"
    * "Bill gates is an idiot"
    * "Linux is good"
    * "Apple is good"
    * "MacOSX is good"
    * "I hate Windows"
    * "Windows sucks"
    * "Microsoft sucks"
    * "I hate Bill"
    * "XBOX is ridiculous"
    * "Al Qaeda"
    * "I love Ipods"
    * "I don't use Microsoft Office"
    * "I hate Microsoft Office"
    * "Microsoft Office is stupid"
    * "Explorer sucks"
    * "Vista sucks"
    * "Ballmer sucks"
    * And the names of all companies who's filed a lawsuit against Microsoft.

 
This unexpected failure of Microsoft Firefox along with the Windows System is an irreparable bug within the source code. There is nothing we can do to prevent the process.
Note: Keep in mind that sites such as Microsoft.com and Msfirefox.com will work perfectly.

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