Acadia, that story is masterful!

It's hard to believe, but something like that actually happened to me a couple of years ago. Luckily the goods were somewhat protected and I didn't hit my head...

I was taking a shower when the phone rang, so I put on a bathrobe and picked it up. It was my sister.
I sat down in my comfy chair and my cat jumped on my lap. Intrigued by an unfamiliar lump the bastard decided to bite down on it. When my sister found out why I was yelling she fell off her chair laughing. Literally.

I still wonder if my cat was trying to get even for being neutered....

The pen is mightier than the sword. But if you literally want to have some impact, use a typewriter

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