Want something to rant about? Try the UK, where life is expressed thusly:

If it moves - fine it. If it stops- clamp it. If it stands still - tax it.

The United Kingdom of Great Britain & Northern Ireland - aka Ferenginar  (SS) Glad I live in Mars.

NB: It wasn't that long ago that the London Underground (Subway system) raised its ticket prices to stop people using it because it was getting too crowded......! Go figure.

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...