Quote - Picture this.
Imagine you're a 12 year old tomboy.  (You've just imagined yourself into my maturity :lol:)  Now, go read your "newspaper" headline again.
Laugh.

Okay, got ya. Fortunately, I have quite the vivid imagination.

Quote - Rinse, repeat.  :lol:

 

But... rinsing would take away the fl-- oh, wait, that's probably the stuff we can't post, isn't it?