You know....if a dog brings you a dead bird, it is saying "Look, I brought you dinner because I love you!"
If a cat brings you a dead bird, it is saying "Look, I killed this, and I can take care of YOU too...so haul out the tuna and watch your backside!"

1 child...1 grandchild....1 huge golden retriever....1 small cat, to rule them all and, in the darkness, bind them!