PAKLED - there are low cost alternatives to christmas lighting for po folks to see by - these are just rednecks (not that that's a BAD thing)...

If it weren't for rednecks, we wouldn't have NASCAR, mullets, skanky ass beer, or pickled eggs and pig's feet (YUUUMMMM).

Rednecks have made a lot of valid important contributions to our society. The guy that invented the T.V. remote was probably a redneck - or the "chip clip" to keep your "tator" chips fresh was likely a redneck, or hey - how about Cambell's Soup soup can's with pull tabs? You can't tell me that THAT one didn't come from a bubba! 

Not to mention recliners and tail gate parties. The world would be a pretty dull place without rednecks - I mean , after all - can YOU imagine a world without Billy Ray Cyrus, Anna Nicole Smith, or Cheeze Whiz???!!!

As for you donniemc0 - just make sure you don't buy a "used" Padro, as the prospects of making that mistake are truly horrifieing. By the way - THANKS FOR THE DISTURBING VISUAL!!!