I find that my best art is created using brushes I've made myself, on home made canvasses.
I  pluck hair from the tails of wild horses, by the light of the new moon, and cut them to size using only a flint knife. They are then glued to handles made from the yew tree that grows in my garden, using the excreta of barnacles.  My canvas is woven by 15 blind virgins kept captive in my basement for this sole purpose.

Everyone knows that Poser has the infamous "Make Art" button and real artists would never even look at the box without a priest present, let alone put their name to an image created with it.

Not that I'm snobbish or anything... ~ROFL~

N.B. THIS IS A JOKE POST

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