I like the idea of a limerick contest as suggested earlier. Here's a couple of entries:

There was a young man from Concord
Who rendered V3 with a sword
The set was a temple,
Her clothes were not ample,
And the lady looked decidedly bored.

Or possibly:

There was a Max user from Mars
Who thought the sun shone out of his arse
But when he used Poser
Fools called him a loser
So he went back to rendering cars.

Steve