Nah...cruel isnt my middle name.... mind you.... I wonder what a Bengal Tiger would look like with a horizonal stripe round its middle... you know in fashion circles its a well known fact that horizontal stripes do accentuate "large boned" people..ermmmm....in this case cats physiques...and has the distinct possibilty of making them appear more portly... but then again why would one worry about stripes and appearing portly...when one has more pressing ailments like having buttered toast attached to one's back????

I do however have to agree with you, on the matter of physics (not to be confused with physiques) Bengal Tigers (being proven to be portly by myself: see above...) would not be able to be lifted very high... as I mentioned them being large: therefore heavy, awkward to carry, have a nasty habit of snapping wantonly at ones attatchments, and the purely coincidental fact that because of the buttered toast...chances are it would be slightly greasy making it rather slippery...no?

Which of course leads us into further debate, as to whether one would first attach the toast to the so called cat, and then attempt to butter the toast...OR... butter the toast, then attach to the cat???

If anyone has attempted this experiment, or has record of ANYONE who has...  please let us know... I would hate  to be accused of plagurism  of anyone's lifelong study... or even worse  cause a large cat to needlessly have to walk around with a "bikini waxing gone wrong" look...

"If toast
always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what
happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

Steven Wright