"O Great Hamster, the lips... er... the lips doesn't adjust well with a primitive torus and... euh... I think nobody usually apply lipstick in THAT PART of his/her body... "

I'm not so sure either way, but I have heard ocassionally more word of wisdom issue from THAT orifice than the vocal one upstairs.
Dzhugashvili's Hamster (aka David P. Hoadley)

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