OMG!!  You guys are twisted and just warped.  What started as a serious question has degraded into a trashy immature thread!!  You should be ashamed of yourselves! :cursing:

Plus, I've been bitched out twice by the boss for busting out laughing at this stuff!  Best thread I read in weeks here!  Ya'll are at my humor level...sniff sniff...I feel so at home here!