Thanks, Circumvent. I thought about this thread for a while and I really got a chuckle over it.

BTW, an addendium to #4:

One of the probes looks a lot like a mace. It would be exceedingly disturbing if someone were to render a picture of this probe sticking out of someone's nose, so please don't do it. :scared:

edit - BTW, Miss Nancy, that's the way I made the thumbnail. It wasn't ever edited or censored. See, I do have some morals (and if I can find out where they are, I'm gonna' shoot the little buggers, have them stuffed and mounted and put up on my fireplace mantle).