Primal opened this issue on Oct 23, 2006 · 732 posts
cruzin posted Sat, 16 December 2006 at 12:43 AM
Kitty was ready again. He hopped on top the kitchen counter..."mmmm deep fried jalepeno's" he thought. The only problem was how to get them, since they were across the room over by the owner's computer.
It took 15 to creep over to the computer then he felt a yank, he closed his eyes and could feel himself spinning round and round. After the second revolution (his best guess) he opened his eyes...he knew it!
Even tho' he had tried to ignore them, there they were, the center of the universe, clothed in black with some type of human writing on them...he didn't understand why but he had figured out the key to controlling human was boobs.
Weird he silently thought to himself since human females only had two..how could the feed their litters?