I'd date a Russian Bride, do you think she'd be impressed with my Poser art?

"Hey baby, yeah, I'm 190lbs, 5'9", but I can render a NVIATWAS like you wouldn't believe!"

"Hey младенец, yeah, я буду 190lbs, 5foot 9 дюймов, но я могу представить NVIATWAS как вы не верили бы!"

(I used Babelfish, I wonder what it looks like in translation.)

Oh well, back to hitting on the poor (yet very sexy) Japanese girls in my neighbourhood.   When did I pass from cute young guy to creepy middle aged guy?   OY!

Hey, at least they love me in Russia.

(One theft counts as love by a whole country in my book, don't burst my bubble!!!)