Yeah, the phenomes thing really had me very angry for a long time.

You know, the Millenium Dog LE has phenomes?

I can have a talking dog, but not a talking woman!?

Wait a minute...  We could really make some kind of issue and pretend to be all offended by the sexist implications, maybe that will ensure that it is a free upgrade.

If they try and charge me for something that... I'm just going to go mumble to myself incoherently.

Ergh....!