Puritanism: That stingy and unpleasant feeling that someone, somewhere in the world, might just be happy. Puritans hate happiness in others. And those calling other pervs usually howl with the wolves in order to feel righteous despite their own little "secrets", which is lame. Guys... let the ignorants and the frustrated whine and just go on with the good work. They can just drown in their own stupidity.