Forum: Community Center
Subject: Repost: you know you've been using Poser too long when:
WilloW opened this issue on Aug 30, 1999 ยท 24 posts
BillBay posted Tue, 31 August 1999 at 12:08 AM
- You check The Forum before you have coffee in the morning....
- You read the Forum before you check your Email at work....
- You make the FedEx man who has your new 8 gig hard drive wait on the porch till you finish reading Spikes tutorial....
- Your Secretary has to put ALL your calls into voicemail 'cause bloodsong just finished the geese...
- Since Poser 4 came out and you are suddenly one MORE payment behind on your leased vehicle...
- Your cat is engaged in a life or death struggle with a racoon in the back yard, but you wait till radart's "Answer" finishes loading
- The smoke alarm goes off and you shutdown, disconnect the hard drive, put it in your car, and then go find out where the fire is...
- During graduation for your youngest kid, you wonder if Steve Shanks is working on a graduation gown, and how would you morph it to flow like that, and you missed getting him coming into the hall on the camcorder, 'cause you were zoomed in on the hem of a gown on someone else's kid...
- You have your office rearranged so no one can see your monitor from the door cause there are about 950 Gallery images....
- You run two sessions of Netscape tiled horizontally, 'cause the Forum and the Props Guild both have downloads....
- 'Use Limits' pops into your head during the heat of passion....
- The million dollar project you quoted in June needs to be requoted 'cause it REALLY needs a better 3D rendered drawing, which includes Mimi401 dressed in a lab coat....
- All recent pictures of your wife show her in the Default pose....
- Your cat is afraid of you 'cause you keep trying to get it to snarl to see how it should REALLY look....
- Your wife catches you naked in front of the full length mirror with a Digital Camera holding your arms out straight....
