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Subject: e-frontier joke of the day


Qasar ( ) posted Tue, 02 January 2007 at 6:00 AM · edited Sat, 14 December 2024 at 12:31 PM

If you want to ask a pre-sale question to e-frontier, it's mandatory to fill the serial number box. Which make sense if you want tech advice for your soft, but there is also a "pre-sale" question box, but when you tick it, it doesn't supress the serial one...
So, buy first and then ask your question.


dphoadley ( ) posted Tue, 02 January 2007 at 6:16 AM

There used to be a government form in the state of Florida that required that the applicant also fill in his own date of death.  Talk about foresight. ;=]
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mrsparky ( ) posted Tue, 02 January 2007 at 9:36 AM

My favourite was seen on a government form given to anyone who was deemed illiterate ..
"if you can not read this ask someone to read it to you" 

Pinky - you left the lens cap of your mind on again.



shedofjoy ( ) posted Tue, 02 January 2007 at 12:31 PM

roflol..... thanks guys i like these......

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StevieG1965 ( ) posted Tue, 02 January 2007 at 12:57 PM

Quote - My favourite was seen on a government form given to anyone who was deemed illiterate ..
"if you can not read this ask someone to read it to you" 

 

That's funny!  My mom still has some papers from one of her hospital stays from the mid '70's that has "if you do not read or understand English, please ask for help filling this form out."  

Gotta love the military hospitals...they're so helpful. :lol:


infinity10 ( ) posted Wed, 03 January 2007 at 2:32 AM

You could also just ask over at their Content Paradise Forums, which probably may get you a quicker (not fast, but quicker) response, without needing your serial number.

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ThrommArcadia ( ) posted Wed, 03 January 2007 at 2:40 AM

Ah, reminds me of a jar of peanut butter an old roommate of mine bought once, "Allergy Warning: This product was produced in a facility that handles nuts and therefore may have come in contact with nuts."

Not a word of a lie.  I was years ago, but it was one of those store brands.

You have to love the forsight people put into things.


Fazzel ( ) posted Wed, 03 January 2007 at 2:49 AM · edited Wed, 03 January 2007 at 2:50 AM

Quote - Ah, reminds me of a jar of peanut butter an old roommate of mine bought once, "Allergy Warning: This product was produced in a facility that handles nuts and therefore may have come in contact with nuts."

Not a word of a lie.  I was years ago, but it was one of those store brands.

You have to love the forsight people put into things.

Check out a box of Kellogg's Frosted Mini Wheats.
On the side it says "Contains Wheat Ingredients"



EnglishBob ( ) posted Wed, 03 January 2007 at 3:17 AM

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:lol:


kuroyume0161 ( ) posted Wed, 03 January 2007 at 3:40 AM

(I formally and preemptively apologize for what I'm about to write - drum roll please)

That's just plain nuts! ;P


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EnglishBob ( ) posted Wed, 03 January 2007 at 4:08 AM

This forum should carry the warning: MAY CONTAIN NUTS :-)


JOELGLAINE ( ) posted Wed, 03 January 2007 at 5:37 AM

...AND some of us are SALTY NUTS!  Guarenteed  to increase blood-pressure. :lol:  May increase thirst.

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