Here's a thought for you to try....Magnetize then.  V4 is rapidly getting the reputation of being Magnet-Girl!  A not-so-super hero that distorts all you who comes in contact with her. :lol:  I haven't tried that particular problem, but It won't hurt to try it, I guess.

Does conforming them do anything good?  Do you have Philc's OBJ2CR2?  If so, you can turn them into a character and conform them.  THAT might work better? 

Just some goofy ideas from Sleep-dep land.

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