today went for a long overdue eye appointment, so long in fact, there was a new doctor there i was seeing....... he kept looking at me wierd, me sitting there in my black track suit....

"You..... wear bifocals?".

"Uh huh".

He looked through what paperwork he had, but my file was still out and he was waiting on it.

"really....... bifocals?".

he was staring at me like i was an alien.

"Yeah, why?"

"Not many your age have bifocals".

"Really?  I'm 38, I know a lot of people with bifocals my age".

Stare....... "Oh...... I thought you were 20"

made my whole day.