Cardigan- the sweater, named after Lord Cardigan of the mid-19th Century. A player in the Charge of the Light Brigade..;)

I have socks older than that- have a pair of painfully kelly green socks my mother bought me in 1973, wear them once a year on St. Paddy's day. Have successfully hidden them from both wifes (former and current) and any number of girlfirends..;)  Hole in one, but it's only for a day..;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)