(curses!)
Hi, Smithy!
Hey, listen, Buddy! Whatever they saying about me - it's all lies - OK? I never did those things Zhann said I did, no siree. I mean it took me all my time to post my own avitar, never mind mess with hers......
Anyways,  I kept your place warm just like you like it. Here ya go! Look at that, even had the place swept and dusted for ya. There's your Lemsip and Vicks right there on the table where ya can find them while ya sneezing. The coffee's hot and I changed the pin-number on your credit-card to stop your g/f buying that lambougini. Oh! And I gotya list? You know, the one that sez who's been naughty and who's been nice? I filed it on your comp under PIAs and Creeps......Glad you made it back, Boss, yessirreee!
(wanders off muttering...)

*(*Ellocolobo & ICM - You're gonna get yours, ya stoolies!)

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...