TeeHee...Don't worry Willow only 99.5% of these have actually occured....um....99.9....well, all right... most of them, but I'm feeling MUCH better now.

• Your Netscape Personal Tool Bar Folder has Poser Links in 90% of the spaces...
• You delete MSPaint 'cause it takes up too much space....
• The Boss asks you to leave work two hours early and have a drink with him, and you refuse 'cause you need to get home and start D/Ling....
• Realizing that excessive weld spatter could easily be avoided by not going past 1.0 on the machine settings....
• You begin signing Purchase Orders with BillBay....
• You get mad at a parts vendor because thier documentation doesn't include a model in .OBJ or .3DS format....
• You've been online for 490 minutes....and it's time to go home from work.....
• You only realized last night that you can export in Metastream format, that you are a Website Developer, and the day only has 24 hours in it....
• The wife suggests we need an activity to do together... and you offer to upgrade her machine to 400mz with a network card, and buy her Poser....