Raises hand I have a question...or two!!! I apologize in advance because I feel like being the cantankerous old cow that I am.... :)))

Is "buttocks cleft" the same thing as "plumber's butt/crack"? What about "Daisy Duke" shorts right up the wazoo? Are pasties considered "nudity"? 
What about man-boobs?? Why aren't men's nipples &  areolas supposed to be covered?? Talk about sex discrimmination...... :))))) ;)