Hawkfyr opened this issue on Jan 10, 2007 · 11 posts
Ardiva posted Sun, 21 January 2007 at 6:41 PM
Quote - "has anyone noticed that you get a blank page when you click on last?
Really?...naw... C;mon ...your just bustin my chops now.
*** i was wondering if i should start a new thread and bring it to someones attention?"***
Only if you like jelly.... allot
*"does everyone get the same blank page or are they all different blank pages?"
Everyone gets a unique 'blank page from what I gather.
My research so far has suggested that the blank page one gets is contingent on their belief system.
For example:
If you believe in evil spirit's... your blank page might display visions of ghastly phantom's or horrendous manifestations of mischievous poltergeist's.
OR
A Christian might see visions of hell, the devil, or some other horrific thing that their spiritual beliefs have taught them is bad.
Conversely... if one was brought up to believe in and worship satan, they might see apparitions of heaven, angels, pearly gates, and other.things contrary to thier accepted beliefs.
Me?......Well...personally.... I used to just see old re-runs of Tom and Jerry (After the take over and they started playing sucky music and made T & J talk n-stuff...shudders...It was....and still is...a horrific spectacle)
But now .....I just see Jumping jelly pelters...and I dare not click on that dreaded "Last"link..
Ya see?...everyone sees something different based on their belief systems it seems.
"what is the reason for this occurrence?"
The Reason is yet unclear as to why the phenomenon happens...however...it's been rumored that it' s an intentional "glitch" purposefully implanted by the Gods or Renderosengard to drive the weak minded members away, screaming in horror, never to return. This way... only the strong willed and committed members will remain.
I happen to believe that either the database generates a new page when it gets close to the previous pages minimum number of posts being filled up...OR...it's caused by members deleting posts long afterwards...causing a mis-count of the actual post's.
This last theory shows the reverse psychology in which it is the members that are purposefully trying to drive the database crazy,and consequently, causes the God's of Renderosengard fleeing in horror.
Either way...it not a good thing.
"do i need a dongle to view the text that is obviously missing"
I don't think so....this happens to women too...
"or should i get myself a keygen and work the algorithem backwards."
You could...but please...don't tell anyone about it and remember...as with all ill-gotten contraband, it usually comes at a price. You could end up seeing nothing BUT blank pages if you get a malicious key-gen...or you could inadvertently 'forward engineer" the algorithm...and end up seeing only those threads that will be posted in the future.
"also, am i allowed to do a render of a blank page or will i be breaking rendos copyright on blank pages"
Only if you render blank pages from the future will you be allowed to do renders without any copyright repercussions.
However...The TOS may change( and likely will) by then...and you may suffer future legal problems if it is discovered that you committed "Future Rendering" as it will be come to be known.
Oh Yeah.... Believe it......Unborn Politicians and Lawyer's are already working on it.
8 )
Tom
Absolutely hilarious, Tom!! Thanks for the chuckle!!