I would suggest a prop for bonzo bush swinging on a lampshade sticking unpealed bannanas up himself while trying speak english which he aint to bright at.
Then have jesus tony blair as his poodle yaking for dog buisckits while the chinese premier looking through the window saying to bin laden, well chum you did it, you have helped bring about the collapse of america.
And the helping of making china the world's no 1 super power soon.
P.s bin laden do anythingto the new chinese empire and we will wipe you off the face of the earth.
Be a nice scene to render.